Okay, you guys know about the documentary Planet Earth, right?

Well, there's also the successor to that documentary called Life, focusing on the different classes of animals and other life rather than ecosystems like Planet Earth did.

BUT... GET THIS...

"The original script, used in the British and Canadian versions of the series, was written and narrated by David Attenborough. In the USA, the series will be shown in an 11-part run beginning in March 2010, with narration by Oprah Winfrey."

WHY?!

Seriously... WHY?!

Disney already did it by butchering 'Planet Earth' last year to make a mainstream documentary for theaters. And this year they're making another one called 'Oceans', but I'm not sure what documentary(ies) they're gonna borrow from for that.


Thank god for pirates... I'm downloading the UK version of Life right now.

The countdown begins before Encyclopedia Dramatica hammers down on her some more

She intends to retire this year and inflict her stupidity on us through other means. After all she did give Jenny "all vaccines cause autism" McCarthy her own show. The only good thing she's done was to expose the craziness that is Tom Cruise and scientology.

A documentary isn't complete unless it has a British narrator.

Di$ney isn't capable of coming up with anything original these days that doesn't suck hard unless they steal from better studios that they can't outright buy.